
My Life On Seedbed Farms
A downloadable game for Windows
My Life On Seedbed Farms is a farming/simulation game.
You play as young woman, whose Grandmother owns a once-thriving farm, that she left to raise her children. As she sorts out her affairs, the farm is set to be parceled out and sold off. Your character decides to work her share to earn the money to buy out the rest of her family's shares and keep the farm together. However, when she gets there, she discovers that farm life is quite what she thought! For one thing, she didn't think she'd be getting fucked.
In order to get seeds for crops, and eggs for livestock, she must go out into the wilderness, find a wild crop, and let it have its way with her. Eventually an egg is formed, that she can pop out and plant or incubate. Once grown, she can harvest both its seed and harvest, and continue the process.
This is a very early alpha, with many features planned.
Game Features
- Core farming loop (till, plant, water, wait, harvest)
- Day-night cycle
- Randomly generated forest maze to find wild crops in
- Wardrobe to change outfits
Future Features
- Town and townsfolk
- Many more crops
- Seasons
- Livestock system
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| Updated | 16 hours ago |
| Status | In development |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (2 total ratings) |
| Author | hrackpot |
| Genre | Simulation |
| Made with | Unreal Engine, Blender |
| Tags | 3D, Adult, Erotic, Farming, No AI, NSFW, Tentacles |
| Average session | A few seconds |
| Languages | English |
| Inputs | Keyboard |
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Install instructions
You will need all files for your operating system. I am limited by itch.io download limits.
- Have 7z installed
- Select both files
- Right-click, select Extract Here
- Enter the directory, and run the exe.
Development log
- Public Release 2025.12-0216 hours ago
- Monday Farm Report 2026.01#0116 hours ago
- Monday Farm Report 2025.12#0414 days ago
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Comments
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I'm gonna go ahead and say this to you.Developer of the game Screw the fuck you for deciding to upload the game the way you did. I don't understand why developers can't fucking upload a game. The way it's supposed to instead of having to jump through all these extra fucking hoops. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Take the game down and re. Upload it like a normal fucking person. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I shouldn't have to be jumping through all these fucking hoops. To get the goddamn game downloaded, all I should be able to do is just click down. Load it, start and go up to the download button where it says downloads, click that and press open, then have a zip, open up and extract, and that's it. I should not have to be going through all these extra fucking hoops, dude, like what the actual fuck.
How much RAM does the game use?
Gonna be honest, I have no idea how to even determine that. I'm gonna hazard a guess and say 8GB.
Dude.\n You are an absolute moron for uploading the game. The way you did it's basically saying that I have to open the App Store and download some fucking special software in order to fucking download your game. I shouldn't have to fucking do something as simple as click. Download open download and extract. It's that fucking simple. Why the fuck did you have to make it so damn difficult to download your game
I'm getting a graphics driver issue prompt when I start the game, however my drivers are 100% up to date and I have verified that, text readout of the issue below.
Fatal error!
The installed version of the Intel graphics driver has known issues in D3D12.
Please install the recommended driver version or switch to a different rendering API.
Would you like to visit the following URL to download the driver?
https://downloadcenter.intel.com/product/80939/Graphics
Intel(R) HD Graphics 520
Installed: 31.0.101.2111
Recommended: 101.5333 or latest driver available
I am also aware that trying to run anything on my computer is a challenge and that the issue could be on my end, just thought it was worth bringing up in case there are more issues for people down the line.
no encuentro ninguna tecla que me deje jugar, me deja en el menu
F or Numpad Enter
Is the only way to close the chest/shop menus keypad 0? Cause my keyboard on my laptop doesn't have a keypad. And I tried pressing every other button on my keyboard to see if the blurred key was one I had, but nothing I pressed would close the menu.
Also, is the settings menu not in the game yet?
Sorry no, the settings menu is not in game yet.
The blurred key is Space. Making those keys more legible is on the to-do list.
I have 7zip and not getting the extract option for this game. Not sure if its something on my end, but you might want to link the download to something like Mega for easier ways to download this.
I've added a link to Google Drive to download a zip file of the whole package. Hope this helps.
The drive link works, but I think you have a bug in the code.
When I launched the game, my mouse disappears and is unresponsive until I close the game (which I have to force with task manager)
There is no mouse support presently. It kept giving me issues, so I focused on keyboard only. You can use WASD or Numpad 8456 to change selections.
K. That makes sense.